Category: Joke Board
One day a blond goes into a electronics store to get a new microwave. She goes up to a sails associate and says I want that microwave please as she points to it on the counter. The sails asociate tells her that blonds can't get that. After that she goes home and puts red highlights in her hair thinking it will make her seem less stupid. When she goes back to the store she asks for the microwave, but again the sails lady says blonds can't get that. She gets pisssed off and goes home to dy her hair brown because the chick won't know who it is. As she goes back to the store she asks to buy the microwave. The sails lady still says blonds can't get that. She asks the chick what the hell her problem was. And the sails girl says finally.
Sweetie that's not a microwave it's a tv.
lol, I've heard that one before. It's kinda... blonde. Lol no offense to blondes, of course. :D
I ain't got to look at this and say it's lame because it's...lame.
Lakiria sweetie if you've done that before just come to it and tell the truth. No need to bitch at zoners if you wanted to make pop corn and instead got cnn. lmfao
As rcf would say I ain't got time for this dramma...and it's not bitching...it's just, posting here.
lol that was funny.
hehehe
Who is the cf?
RCF is rollercoasterfan.
I think it's pretty funny. That bitch has to be the essence of blonde.
Lmfao Raven you have a point there. And Lakiria you might need to find some one a little more lajitament to quote because Andrew has bitched and started some drama to. And as to the popcorn comment I was trying to add to the humor and put you in the spot light but you seem to have an attitude about everything.
I was being funny too...but at the same time was being serious and people have a thing about blondes...if ya your a blonde your retarded and some of them can be a bit lame. I think you got angry again over quite nothing really.
Anymore about this board that you feel you have to get out pqn me, once again this board that everyone is looking at isn't the place for this type of discussion.
Yo girl most of what you sed didn't even make mouch since. And as to the joke, I'm not trying to be a stereo typical white asshole. I don't have any thing against blonds personally I was only telling a joke. And as to the commedy it's self every one in society gets made fun of some way or another just saying:d.
can anyone tell me who exactly is a blond?
This whole thread has been amusing, but that last post just topped it. Oh wow! rofl
lol... i'm not sure how to tell you haha.
it's not really directed at anyone. it's just a joke.
you must know what a blonde is, and if not... well just lol!
oh, i'm sorry to ask, I don't know much about it because i'm not an American!
lmao agrees qwith stevo!
If you seriously don’t know, being a blonde refers to a person’s, usually a woman’s, hair color. Now, if you’re not serious, I fell for it, and yes, I am a blonde.
hahahahahahahahah. ehem ... well, I thought it was funny. LOL These jokes on here always get ratted on, hah? hahaha since we're joking about blondes, here's another one I'd like to see how much crap I get for it. :)
A blonde girl walks into her classroom with her earphones in. The teacher walks up to her and says, "Britny, earphones out," and she pulls them out of her ears. The girls suddenly falls and lays still on the floor. The teacher puts the earphones back in the blonde's ears, and she get's up and starts walking again. When the teacher takes them out again, the blonde drops to the ground. The teacher decides to listen to the earphones. When she puts them in her ears, she hears this: "Breathe in ... breathe out ... breathe in ... breathe out."
Hahaha, I thought that was funny. Let me have it, but please don't take it seriously. Only kids bitch and wine about shit like that. LOL
Jessie
hahahaha, thats too fun'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'y! lol!
lol
Lmao Keri truuuue. And to previous poster, my goal was not to offend you. I only like to throw around some silly ass humor, but that's the zone for you. ?And sid dude, a stereo type associated whith blods is that they are some what unintelegent. But it's not it's not allways a real asumption. If you'd like to know more go see the movie legally blond whith Rece Witherspoon and you'll get it better. Just keep in mind who your saying that shitt to. ahaha
Lol! Nice one!